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The company launched its new line of "pre-digested" snacks.
"If a market leading business such as our own wishes to retain its dominant position in the convenience food sector, it simply cannot afford to ignore such a large potential consumer base. These people could soon be our biggest customers. Though not literally, of course!" he quipped.

 This is a buisness man of a chocolate company and he is saying that instead of stopping the eating disorders, because so many people already do it, why not just make it easier for them to throw up their food. They are using absurdity because no one (hopefully) would ever want people to keep doing this just to make a quick dollar.